On the way to soccer tonight, Luke, Noah and I passed some brown cows. Someone made a comment about chocolate milk, which I immediately shot down (just keepin' it real), and Noah asks, "How does the grass turn into milk anyway?"
Since I had no idea, I just said "Did you know that only girl cows give milk? It's not like on Barnyard where the boys have udders too.
As usual, the boys were impressed by my vast knowledge and said "Are you sure?"
I said "Of course, it's just like mommys who breast feed their babies. After you have a baby, your body makes milk so you can feed the baby."
Noah: "Breast feed? What's breast mean? Do you have one?"
Me: "YES!! You know, breasts, boobs!"
Both boys are looking at me in horror...
"I thought you guys saw Aunt Kristi breast feeding Curtis.....You've never heard of that...um...?" I was regretting the turn this was taking...
"You didn't do that to us did you??!!????!!"
"Well, yeah. ... and Ethan too...."
"WHAT????"
...silence...
Noah: "If all of this is true, why do some boys have boobies too? Like that guy at the pool this summer? Because he ONLY had on trunks and he definitely had boobies and he was a boy. Does he have milk?"
And that is why Heather drives to soccer practice.
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